Welcome Freedom Friends to our new look website. A real upgrade for your user experience and browsing pleasure.

We are introducing the concept of “A Dose Of Daily Disgust”. No it has nothing to do with Teenage Angst or Nihilism or Anarchy. We just want to keep bored minds agitated with good fun. I am planning on posting a joke everyday on the new look website as a way of keeping the page updated with something new everyday. Tell me what you guys think of it. A bit of trivia or interesting factoid or an anecdote or a really vulgar joke – just to keep you busy and occupied when you are bored as hell in front of a computer.
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Surprise Gifts

A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

“Look!” she said. “I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me.”

So, for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.