A teacher was introducing the word “Definitely” to her 3rd grade class, and asked them to use it in a sentence.

“The sky is definitely blue,” said little Sally.

“Well, it’s usually blue, but it gets gray when there’s clouds, and black at night. So, no.” the teacher corrected.

“Leaves are definitely green,” said Timmy.

“Well, normally they are, but in the fall, they change colors. So, no.”

Then little Johnny raised his hand. “Are farts lumpy?” he asked the teacher.

“Umm…no, I’m afraid they’re not, Johnny.”

“Well,” he said, “I DEFINITELY just shit my pants!”